The Steak Mafia Dinner #5
Carnivores Rejoice!
A very special meeting of The Steak Mafia was recently convened: at the home of the Godfather himself! We learned all about American Kobe beef and how to massage cows to keep their meat tender (Happy Endings not included). Apparently, a large quantity of prized Rib-eye steaks "fell off the back of a truck" and the Steak Mafia was only too happy to clean it up. This was truly a special evening, complete with door-prizes; a bottle of JD for Kris and a case of Bud Light for the Godfather. Of course, it goes without saying, that all TSM members rated the Godfather's generous repast with top scores in every category, (don't want to wake up with a horse head in the bed,) however, just for curiosity sake, I will transcribe everyone's comments.
Name/Rank-----Presentation--Service-Flavor-Tenderness-Sides-Value-Over-all
Art
Godfather-----------5-----------------3-------5---------5-------------4--------4------5
Gil
Capo----------------5-----------------3-------5---------5-------------5--------5*-----5
Mitchell
Capo----------------5-----------------5-------5---------5-------------5--------5*-----5
The Deacon
Hitman--------------5----------------5-------5---------5-------------3--------5**---5
Kris
Hitman--------------4----------------n/a------5---------5------------4--------5***-5
Kelly D.
Hitman--------------5----------------n/a------5---------5-----------n/a------5------5
Gary
Bagman-------------5-----------------5-------5---------5------------5--------5------5
Matt
Bagman-------------5-----------------5-------5---------5------------5--------5------5
TOTALS--------4.88------------4.33-----5---------5----------4.43---4.88----5
(5* = 6, 5** = priceless, 5*** = 10)
Comments:
Godfather - Fantastic steak, good sides, good friends, great time!
Gil - Good steak, good company, Cheers!
Mitchell - extra pts. to the Beltran Bros. for wearing aprons, commitment to excellence, above and beyond for the Godfather to host the Steak Mafia in his home, so good I had to have 1 & 1/2 steaks!
The Deacon -
Presentation: Welcomed in by great friends, mound of steak on the center of the table, very nice...
Service: Anytime the host prepares food for 8 hungry men, and satisfies; job well done
Flavor: Having had this steak before, it is consistently the best flavor of any steak I've ever had.
Tenderness: Refer to "Flavor" comment
Sides: Still not a fan of beans
Value: Priceless
Over-all: Good Times as always
Kris - Free steaks = kickass, Lovin The Steak Mafia!, Good poop tomorrow!
Kelly D. - I don't have to poo yet...but I feel it brewing. This was definitely NOT the meeting you wanted to miss! I have the meat-sweats!
Gary - Fantabulous!
Matt - Big Ups, Todd Manning!
